Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
It was literally me in an evening gown and him in a tux with six bottles of Vodka at Jons.
And this was for your brother's Christening?
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
His middle name is Julius so I named his penis Caesar and told him he has to say "Hail Caesar!" whenever he comes. He didn't seem to like the idea, though.
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
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