So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
hahaha! you have a girlfriend
tell that to the new girl at work who i screwed on the washing machine today...
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
I was preparing to do my walk of shame shirtless, but then I found my sweater, wallet and keys neatly piled under a tree in the park.
I have the coolest burn here. Everyone is taking my picture. I'm like a celebrity of the burn victims.
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
Matt says that there are strip club auditions in our living room and he'd like you to audition.
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
I should know better than to open your texts at the grocery store
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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