Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
He just texted me asking if I remember pinching his eyelid shut with my eyelash curler.
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
He went out to smoke and when he came back I was still in the same spot naked and unable to breathe.
All I could say was, "ladies and gentlemen, THIS is why I drive 30 mins"
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
I just lifted up my shirt to scratch my stomach n a Dorito flew out of my pullover n it legit scared me when it hit me.
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
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