May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
Whats the opposite of morning wood? Whatever its called, everyone saw it when it fell out.
The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
Uhh... I think I meant "Be proud, I'm taking shots before my public speaking test." "Coffee and vodka is not good" and "Also, I'm giving blood drunk."
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
Nothing like drunkenly buying a pregnancy test at 8 am to get out and realize your nip was out the whole time.
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
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