they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
I have come to realize that my purpose in life is less musical and more as a filter of alcohol into water.
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
I'm in my onesie attempting to spoon-feed myself cold soup. I'm playing freeze tag with my hangover. My hangover's winning.
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
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