I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
I'm 99% sure I high fived a girl over mashed potatoes last night
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
BABIES FOR EVERYONE. I'd be like Oprah except with babies
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
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