I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
Doctor said I have sports induced asthma.
Call me old fashioned, but around here we call that "out of shape."
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
i was in burrito mode and too drunk to move. no fucks were given. none.
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
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