you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
This shit I'm taking feels like I've eaten every burrito in the world and chased that with an aquarium of hot sauce.
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
I went looking for them and I pulled my pants down and peed on the lawn. I found my phone in the same spot in the morning.
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
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