i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
I wish you wouldn't refer to your breast milk as "ammunition"
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
Let's be honest, your relationships fail because the man you're looking for is the equivalent of an intellectual blow-up doll.
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
Immediately after I scarfed down an Applebee's appetizer trio for lunch, my boss sent me on an hour long road trip to pick up some parts. Great. I can't wait to shit my pants on US-31 South.
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
I used the line "you don't have enough pillows". Then left. Thought you should know.
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
First day of school is awesome. I get to meet my students and figure out which of their mothers I’ I’m going to bang
Randomize
