yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
Use "feeling words"
Yay
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
I'm sorry I never said I wasn't coming home last night. To my defense I did type and send a text, only I was too drunk to realize I sent it to the guy I was with instead of you.
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
I know I drink too much cuz "ssssjllapph peneinssesss" automatically comes up in my phone now.
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
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