took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
I wish Pampers made couches for people like us.
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
lady crackhead wearing pjs and a santa hat brushed the snow off my car at 7am saying "free of charge" the whole time
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
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