you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
you fully convinced the taxi driver that we were in a race
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
He somehow obtained a megaphone and managed to scare away the out-of-control house party—the house party that HE started, by the way— by pretending to be the police.
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
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