since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
My drug dealer just made me a sandwich at the local deli. Starting to question his street cred.
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
I couldn't tell you were laughing too hard
Dude I thought I set my hair on fire. I wasn't laughing I was screaming.
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?
I'm sorry that you wanted to get laid and I all I did was play with your new cat instead.
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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