He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
I went on a psycho cleaning spree so I feel I've earned the right to spend the day in bed watching porn and eating sausage biscuits. If you bring alcohol you can join me.
All other girlfriends are inferior. You are the chosen one.
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
Yeah I was just reminiscing about that time a seagull shit on your head at the beach
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
if i had an alexa it would be saying “have sex with guys that don’t care about you”
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
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