is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
I'm mopping my WALLS now. And talking to my mop. I literally just told it "yeah I kno that dirt doesn't wanna come off but were gonna get aren't we?" This is some good snow!!! mini maid needs to give it to their maids. The world would be spotless!!!!
I had a dream I got back with Amanda. And then cheated on her the same day. Even my conscious is a dick
Hey buddy, turns out those were the PB&shroomwiches, soooo you may want to reconsider dinner with your girlfriends family tonight...
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
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