i never thought i'd have to say "please stop having sex on me"
wow.
yeah, it was that bad.
he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
Oh. My. God. It is NOT okay to drink Johnny Walker when there is no Jameson. My skull is eating my brain.
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
Randomize