omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
I just had sex in the back of an ambulance. Call me.
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
Yeah I had this grand plan to bring flaming dr pepper shots to some girls and say "these shots are hot, but not as hot as you" but instead I lit the bar on fire
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
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