white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
He brought me a bottle of Jack, got me off 3 times, & then left. This is the best fakelationship ever!
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