Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
It doesn't matter if I tell the story beginning to end or end to beginning, the story still starts with a random girl blowing me in the bathroom.
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
She asked me to come on her OkCupid date with her
Literally, and I mean LITERALLY as in "not to be confused with a casual hyperbole", LITERALLY the day we broke up she slept with 3 different guys that night.
1) It's nice to see that the whole "English Major" thing is upping the quality of your rants 2) Have you considered that your dick was the cork holding her sluttiness in?
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
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