Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
Old lady caught me peeing in the street and yelled at me and said "I REBUKE YOU"
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
She asked if i could guess "what shape her carpet was". I got it wrong (christmas tree).
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
I had to switch coats with someone at work because you can see the giant sex choke bruise on my neck. Being kinky is hard.
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
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