what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
My ferret is drunk. Someone told me you'd know what to do?
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
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