Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
he was in the bathroom singing "will it floooaaat?? will it floooaaat?!" turns out that's a deal breaker for me.
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
i know. thats why i need an open bar. i'll get hammered and make a toast about how his dick is like the titanic. large, but full of failure.
Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
Needs to be more caveman. "Me kill roommate. You watch. Then sex time with our genitals."
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
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