Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
All I want is to send a text that says "i slept with someone while wearing nothing but purple argyle socks this weekend." But the only person i would send that to is you. But you already know. Because they were your socks.
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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