Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
I like the fact that you've for some reason taken my penis into protective custody
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
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