My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
I'd just like to say before I start drinking tonight that not only do I not find you attractive; I don't want to hook up with you, suck your dick, be your "suga mama" or have your babies. Please disregard any texts, phone calls or voicemails that say otherwise..
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
What shitty, shitty thing could you possibly tell me that doesnt top the fact that i got hammered and showed everyone i could shit while running
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
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