Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
Oh, I'm sorry. I'd rather be "doable" than "the fat chick"
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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