Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
It's impossible to flirt with the bank tellers because they see how broke I am.
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
only you would end up drunk at a subway with a one-eyed homeless man
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
My roommate made me a peanut butter and sprinkles sandwich. Maybe tonight isn't that bad
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
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