I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
Why do guys insist on chatting me up this early in the morning? I'm just like "Dude, I look like the bastard child of Einstein and a troll doll. Let me eat my Hot Pocket in peace."
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
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