just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
Had dinner with my ex husband. The box of wine is gone and I'm laying on the floor in my wedding dress. Where are you?!
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
Just found out I own a pyramid. Fuck your good grades, I'm living in my pyramid.
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
Don't masturbate while listening to Pandora. Just came during a buffalo wild wings commercial and I feel really weird about it.
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
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