There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
i barfeds in our rink
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
The problem I'm having with looking for jobs while drunk is reading is really hard
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
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