You just kept mumbling, "Shit shit shit, the muffin man owes me money." Repeatedly.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
Seriously just confirmed via our bathroom scale that a keg weighs 170lbs
one renamed every person in my phone 'I lpvw tewqils', so it would really help me out if you could text me your name. Happy sunday!
So much rum. So many feels.
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
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