Scream out, "Tax-Free dick over here" in the bar. Ladies love tax free stuff
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
This is one of those times I wish I had a time machine so I could go back and punch myself in the face to make me realize what I need to do before it's too late
I got back from work this morning after working the night shift to find an NFL player scaling the side of our apartment...from your window. He just took sneaking out to all new level. Care to explain?
I think that about sums it up, actually.
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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