You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
You know, be my cock's hype man.
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
He texted me at 2am telling me to come get my American flag from his place, if that's not code for sex idk what is
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
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