And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
Call 911 I'm faking my own death so this fat chick leaves my room
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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