i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
we put a pacifier in your mouth because you kept drunkenly singing country music.
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
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