I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
"Bring the kids" is the most terrifying 3 words I've ever heard in my life.
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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