Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
I was too hungover to read the menu. I literally pointed at a picture of an advertisement and handed the cashier my card
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
I'm six Popsicles away from an existential breakdown.
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
the raccoons are back...
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