Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
He looked down at his phone and screamed "I'M NOT A DAD!" and then bought the entire bar a round
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
She slapped his drink out of his hand to get him to leave the bar while he and I were having an intense debate about the lyrics to mmmbop
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
im about to go through the checkout with 3 flasks and a wedding card. let the judgement begin!
update: cashier guessed cash bar before i could say anything. completely bypassed "dry" and knew cash bar right away. i love this state.
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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