Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
I was totally going to sleep with him, until he got naked and started swinging around his boner singing "I'm so hard. oh yeah yeah yeah, I'm so hard" like Rihanna.
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
Some clips from last night: grinded like I haven't since college. Took shots with a bartender with a bad ass mustache. Made up a string of lies with fake names and occupations. Slept behind the couch with pizza in my hand
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
Overheard a drunk girl talk about how when she's drunk she believes in more than one God
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
Randomize
