ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
So here's a tip: don't give a blowjob the same morning you're going to the dentist. Cuz they will think you have "mouth trauma."
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
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