Did you just throw up mid-sentence?
He said I came instead of I'm coming. I wonder if he noticed my state of confusion when I stopped blowing him.
Wasn't he an English major?
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
Randomize
