i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
And she was like "I wanted you all for myself, to love you, and treat you like gold."... See this is why I shouldn't fuck Italian chicks...
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
The sorority chicks were the Persian army, and we were their 300 Spartans. Can barely stand up now...such a good ratio
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
So some drunk guy just tried to convince me with all of his passion that bacon is a color
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
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