I CAN MOONWALK!
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
You slow clapped the stripper last night.
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
Attempted to dodge my boyfriends cum last night and ended up falling off the bed and getting the worlds most painful charlie horse. fuck my life.
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
My booty call is in the theater watching Deadpool right now. Never though comics would work against me.
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
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