$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
I was so high last night that i'm 89% sure my roommates set up an obstacle course for me and timed it. Not positive.. I think one of the challenges was pairing shoes
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
next time im at a party and go to fist bump the dude who took my virginity two years ago PLEASE STOP ME
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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