If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
My pussy is not your playground.
I'm going to have to call in sick tomorrow. After this weekend, there's no way I can handle hearing the accountants talk about double entry without puking.
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
He stole the megaphone off an ATM then we drove around so he could tell people not to jaywalk.
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
Just walked into McDonald's and a bunch of fat girls gave me a look like I just entered their territory.
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
Pretty sure I just scored Election Day sex based on the theory that if either of these fools win the world as we know it is over so we might as well get a few orgasms in...
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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