I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
Dude, just walked by a homeless guy pissing on the sidewalk while he was screaming at his wang. God, I love this city.
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
We just described beer as "big boy apple juice" to his 2 year old.
new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
He ran over from the bar to give me more singles because the stripper was doing gymnastics on me. He is a really great friend, just probably not the best boyfriend.
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
God, I missed his penis.
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