Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
So I'll bring my machete and we can smoke your shit.
Out of context, that is a hilariously scary message.
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
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