Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
i need you to recap everything for me beyond "i think i'm gonna try vodka-pong"
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
How did a couple beers and monopoly turn into a bottle of vodka and throwing eggs at eachother in the kitchen?
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
LESSON OF THE DAY: Saying Everclear gets you out of explaining anything.
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
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