***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
My cat puked at the same time as me. Makes me feel better about myself, except he can stand and I can't.
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
Well his dad was his wingman, so I had to fuck him. I didnt want his dad to think that he was doing a bad job and I was drunk enough to think he was doing a good job.
Score one for dad.
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
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