FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
They ran out of ice at the party, so I fixed my drink with frozen broccoli....the show must go on!
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
Thanks for being the best husband and reassuring my fuck buddy that you're comfortable with my adultery. You da real MVP.
well, you know. whores of a feather.
The bar brought brought it upon themselves, they played billy joels piano man before closing, it's not our fault the bar isn't a bar anymore, right?
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
Man it shouldn't be possible to get mad while you're stoned. I feel like ive broken one of the laws of physics
Pretty sure I just pissed straight whiskey...
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