Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
i love how i spend my mornings exploring my phone to see what i did last night.
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
I think I met somebody from your birthday this past weekend. He said I held a push up contest outside the bar and told them I would make out with the winner. He said he won..
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
Why the fuck is there raw bacon in my bra. I don't even have a stove.
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
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