What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
I had such a pleasant walk of shame. The sun was shining, I smiled at all the high school suckers who judged me on their way to school, and I made friends with an old guy and his dog.
I'm doing the Macarena naked in my living room right now
I see you're taking unemployment seriously.
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
My dad is clearly baked off his ass. He almost sat on moms cat in front of her, zoned out while staring at it and said he wondered what it was thinking about. Now he's dragging everything from the livingroom into the garage. Moms not happy.
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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