so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
i woke up to a text from someone I put in my phone last night as "Giant Penis"
what did G.P. say?
oddly enough it was a dick pic
Woke up, bank account is empty. Sock is still full of blood. Nothing in my pockets but a wireless mic and jenga pieces.
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