Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
The 78 year old woman who works next to me divorced her ex husband, remarried her first husband, and retired all in one day. I'd say it makes your breakup on Valentine's day pretty insignificant.
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
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