How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
4.
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
you drank a bottle of vodka and then while throwing up in my toilet you kept reminding me our hs reunion was in 2 yrs and it was time to start getting thin again anyway
i wrote her a fucking poem. i better get laid for that
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
she's a dental assistant. she can get nitrous. kinda looks like a sloppy bucket of fuck. time to take one for the team. NEED SHOTS STAT!!
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
Randomize
