4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
Everyone called me "Barf Vader".. And I lost your lightsaber.
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
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