Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
Woke up in an unfamiliar basement in a sleeping bag with Matt to a police officer shining his flashlight in my eyes and asking me my birth date and social security number. My morning went swimmingly.
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
Randomize
