so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
I'm stoned in an empty parking lot listening to dave matthews while looking for a lighter.... I feel like I sent this 7 years ago.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
You filled up my voicemail with a slurred but graphic depiction of how you were humping a fire hydrant.
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
We simultaneously blacked out then simultaneously came to then simultaneously had sex with the neighbors. We're definitely meant to be roommates.
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
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