Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
he was so drunk I had to hold him up and he started crying when he heard an ambulance siren and said "is that for me?"
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
i don't think i ever formally apologized for that time i threw up on your dog.... well...here it is...
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
If you wanna do actual business call my office. If you’re just looking to get laid you need to up your game
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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